Blood Types: Part 1.5
Short one today:
‘Traits of each blood type’
A: “This is disgusting.”
O: “This is worse than my cooking.”
AB: “%$^&%#*”
B: “Holy crap this tastes bad, totally not edible.”
Type B’s strength is also their weakness – straight talk.
Even if everyone thinks the same, B just has to say it out aloud.
Hehe, notice the chef at the back with that knife?….lol.
Blood Types: Part 1.6
“I live, therefore I dream” OK, let’s give oxymoron categories a go today.
This one’s for fellow ABs out there as well as dreamers in general..=P
‘A study into blood types’
AB: “…”
A: “Why is he like that?”
B: “What are you doing?”
O: “What? What?”
AB: “Don’t you think that a monster lives in here?
*wretched laugh*
Type AB’s spiritual world is very special.
Incomprehensible!
Incomprehensible!
We all know that ninja turtles live in the sewerage system…what’s so special about this comic?…>_<…lol. This is really interesting actually, I always think that I view the world in a different manner to most others. To be honest, I rarely dream at night…I don’t know why….but I just don’t dream…apparently I sleep talk though….weird…hehe. But the tradeoff is that I always dream in the daytime, it’s not really dreaming but rather trying to predict how future events would turn out.
The other thing is that I really like the fantasy genre, swords and magic! Even though I have a strong science background and I know that guns are more efficient at killing than swords and that the closest thing to a fireball spell is probably a nuclear bomb…any decent fantasy story would still get me addicted. Now the best mix in the fantasy genre would be a solid party of adventurers going through plenty of epic fights with odds stacked against the protagonists, always give enough comic relieve and a dash of romance. Why that mix?….well that’s probably how I see people live….working towards something no matter what stands in the way, having friends that can be relied upon even if they are different to you, able to have fun and laugh about experiences and finally being able to truly love and be loved in return. Oh and how can I forget…all good stories need a happily ever after ending! I know lots of people say that ‘happily ever afters’ are not realistic. But it’s a story, you want to feel good after finishing it. If you really want realism…I suggest go mourn your sad life.
Used to read a lot…but have gotten lazier…so now I just watch…>_<. Pity there isn’t a lot of fantasy adaptions in the western world…barring Lord of the Rings movies. So nowadays it’s a lot of anime for me….hehe. However I do want to mention some really good books here, well worth the read.
David Edding’s The Belgariad and The Malloreon
David Gemmel’s Various Series
Dragonlance Campaign Setting’s Chronicles
Forgotten Realm Campaign Setting’s Dark Elf Trilogy
These come to mind….others…Tamora Pierce is good for younger audiences, Terry Brooks (too heavy, it’s still good), Robin Hobb is pretty good too, never got around to Robert Jordan’s wheel of time (never found the books because the series is too long….>_<)….can’t remember any other names…
Blood Types: Part 1.7
OK here we go:
‘All the blood types criticising someone”
Type A: ‘Good at picking others’ flaws’
A: “He talks too casual, don’t you reckon?”
Type A: ‘Talks a bit vague’
A: “Even though he doesn’t look like it, he really likes to talk behind people’s back’
Type A: ‘Scared that people will find out they’ve been criticised by him’
A: “Can’t let him know”
B: “Ah, really?”
O: “Totally”
Type B: ‘Doesn’t care about the minor details in social relationships’
A: “So what else do you guys know?”
B: “How come I don’t know that he’s like this…”
Type O: ‘Uses the most ‘extreme’ language’
O: “That person is total rubbish%^…”
B: “Here goes again”
Type AB: ‘Not a follower, keeps cool all the time’
AB: “You guys are pretty much the same as the other dude”
All: “How rude!”
AB: 1
Others: 0
Lol, epic win sentence at the end there…I’ve had experiences like this before…when people are hypocritical. Then again guess everybody would have had similar experiences. But the point here is that AB likes to be more independent than others. Personally I really hate mob mentality because it means if the mob is stupid, you are going to be stupid too. I like the verify things myself, never really taking someone’s word for things.
Blood Types: Part 1.8
Ok a post a day til I get Part 1 done….=P
Enjoy:
‘A study into bloodtypes’
At a kindergarten, the teacher tells the kids: “Do not ever cross this line, be good children.”
Type A ‘Definitely will not cross the line’
A: “Tututututu….”
Type B ‘Crosses the line during the explanation’
Teacher: “OY”
Type O ‘Crosses the line when the teacher isn’t watching’
O: “…”
Type AB ‘Tells the teacher who crossed the line when she comes back’
AB: “Him…and him as well”
B: “Crap”
O: “Ah?”
So if we put them together…
…it’s like this.
Awww…..AB is the dobber…>_>. Ok, when I was young….I used to dob alot….but then I learnt better….so now I barely care. However just because I don’t say anything doesn’t mean that I didn’t see it!! Love the AB hiding behind the wall spying on the others~
Blood Types: Part 1.9
So I’ve been extremely busy….and still haven’t finished Part 1….>_<
But on the bright side…..I’ve got something better for you…
These are in Chinese so I’ll do a translation:
“I heard each bloodtype likes different types of spaces”
Type A likes the area around a wall.
Type B likes the area in the centre.
Type O likes to walk around the entire area.
Type AB likes the corner area.
So here’s what they’d look like if we put them into the same room.
You can see all the different personalities….haha~
OK being an AB, I can so imagine myself in that corner…lol..”my corner, you go away!” Despite it being quite sad, this comic gets a tick from me for accuracy…=P Not sure what the other blood types would say to it…..
Lazy Courier
“We deliver if and only if you come to collect.”
So this morning I got woken up by a random call on my mobile. Apparently it was the courier for one of the textbooks I ordered. Enjoy this dialog:
Me: Hello
Courier: I have a package for you. Do you have time to pick it up, today.
Me: Huh? What is it?
Courier: Something from overseas educational books company.
Me: Ah right, so are you here now?
Courier: No I am not there yet.
Me: You have my address right?
Courier: Yes, but it’s too far to go to your dorm. What time do you have free today?
Me: Err…I won’t be available til class finishes after 5pm.
Courier: Ok, meet outside the east gate about 5pm then. I’ll contact you between 5-6pm.
Me: Ok
Was still sleeping when I had this convo, so umm….but that’s the main idea. This courier doesn’t deliver to the dorm because it’s too far? WTF, next will be “Sorry this package is too heavy for me to carry, come to collect it from the depot.” Well shifty Chinese courier ftl.
So been the nice person that I am, I made this 25min trek to the main gate. This dude’s there with his bicycle, he has a bike damnit, and gives me my package. The package is rather thin for a book…so open it and guess what’s inside? It’s the freakin receipt for the books I bought…T_T. I just felt so stupid at that moment, basically I walked across the uni to fetch a piece of useless paper that this courier dude with a bike can’t be bothered to deliver to my dorm? Epic GG, felt like rage quiting big time.
But thankfully there was a kfc near the main gate, felt much better after dinner. (Almost wanted to title this one “KFC does wonders too…=P) Took a stroll around the surrounding area and eventually wandered back into the dorm.
GG KFC?…>_<
Out
EDIT: I got my textbook delivered today, to my dorm…^_^
Hot shower does wonders….=P
“Life does not consist of one single clearly defined goal but rather it is comprised of a myriad of interleaved events that lead you forwards.”
Woke up really depressed for no apparent reason…>_<…It’s as if black friday got delayed or something.
But that apparently got washed away in the shower…^_^.
So let’s share a joke:
On the subject of family trees….
A: I’ve got a family tree.
B: Really?
A: It’s got about 3 or 4 generations.
C: Wtf, you need a family tree to remember that?!
B: Dude, you, your parents, your grandparents and you can ask your grandpa for the next one up
C: Did you just start growing the tree?
A: …
Ok, it’s not that funny…..but it was really epic in live action.
